R5 Swarovski Crystal Toilet by Metro Urban

Slinky frocks, iPhone cases, and, now—the john. Seriously, is there anything that doesn’t look better all blinged out in Swarovski crystals? Give your powder room the royal flush treatment with this Metro Urban high-polished, stainless steel toilet covered in 70,000-plus Swarovski crystals, available in your choice of six colors. A nice plus? It can double as a disco ball on those occasions when yours is in the shop. Available by special order at Klaff’s in Scarsdale and Grand Central Showroom in Yonkers for $75,000. For more information: neo-metro.com.