Sep 5: Be Late for Something Day • Created by—whom else?—the Procastinators’ Club of America to enable you to put off until tomorrow whatever you don’t feel like doing today
Sep 21-27: National Love Your Files Week • Meant to encourage everyone to prune and organize their files
Sep 30: International Blasphemy Rights Day • Founded by the Center for Inquiry to foster open criticism of religion (facebook.com/blasphemyday)
Fungi eaters, Australian animal lovers, and all readers should note: September is also National Mushroom Month, Save the Koala Month, and Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month.