Yeah, sorry about that. There, uh, there isn’t going to be any beer-delivering drones any time soon.
This elaborate ruse was brought to you in conjunction with DeCicco & Sons, who really do have an enormous and wonderful selection of craft beers available for purchase. It’s just not going to be flying straight to your doorstep.
We now return you to another 364 days of honest and well-vetted journalism.
