With the exception of our vice president, everyone agrees that there’s no reason to panic about swine flu right now—even though it’s now hit as close to home as Rye Country Day School, which is shutting down for two weeks. Even so, a majority of the cases in the United States haven’t shown any more muscle than the regular, non-porcine variety of flu. Still, have you noticed people lingering a little bit longer while washing their hands, or busting out the Purell a little more often? (In our offices, a couple of new hand-sanitizer dispensers have mysteriously appeared in our hallways.)
While there’s nothing wrong with being serious about good hygiene, no one wants to be stressed. If thinking about H1N1 makes your blood pressure rise, here are some movies to steer clear of. Take them off the Netflix queue, put the boxes back on the shelves, or change the channel to avoid full-on plague paranoia.
Twelve Monkeys
The warped mind of Terry Gilliam extrapolates a pandemic beyond its worst-case scenario—humans have to live underground because the Earth’s surface remains disease-ridden.
Outbreak
More than 10 years later, I still have vivid movies of the shot of a person sneezing on one end of a movie theater, followed by the germ’s-eye-view camera pan over to another patron yawning at the other end of the auditorium. The movie does not end well for either of those people.
28 Days Later
Not only does the virus in this film turn the afflicted into mutants that are faster, stronger, and all-around scarier than your typical zombies—the way the military acts to contain the spread is even more frightening.
The Omega Man
The only thing worse than being overly cautious about avoiding disease is being so good at it that you’re the last human left.
Children of Men or Blindness
Yikes. These films speculate that, when pandemics get bad, people turn a little, well, uncivilized.
Anything else to add to the list? Any books, TV shows, or songs to avoid? (Y the Last Man comes to mind.) Let me know in the comments.
