The Super Wacky

A damn fine breakfast sandwich is one of the world’s ultimate comfort foods, and, at Heavy Bear in Yorktown Heights, there are a bunch of delicious and “wacky” ones. My friend Damion, who lives in the area, is a regular, so it was inevitable that he’d eventually turn me on to the breakfast bliss that is the Super Wacky: two eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, cheese, and home fries on a hard roll. There’s nothing more nostalgic than breakfast on a hard roll, and more pork (and this sandwich has plenty) equals heaven. Not enough meat? The breakfast beasts out there might want to dive into the Super Bombero: six eggs, sausage, bacon, ham, steak, home fries, Jack cheese, and hot peppers on a wedge. This 2½ pound breakfast is greasy, carb-loaded, porky, cheesy—everything breakfast should be.